PWC Offshore, PWC Endurance Racing 

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Articles
Billy Womack, by Shawn Alladio, 7/22/2008
Fuel Prices Cramping Our Style, 5/20/2008 
The Man In The Pits, By Mark G.  2/26/2008 
2008 Mark Hahn Race, by Ralph Perez 2/25/2008 
PWC "Lanyard Testing and Ocean Towing Test,"  a Rider's Rough Day on The Water and Lessons Learned by Ralph Perez, 1/20/2008 
So You're Thinking About Becoming An Offshore Racer?  By Mark G, 11/22/2007
LB2CAT.... What an IRONMAN Has To Say, by Nick Stanoszek (OH) 10/12/2007
San Diego Thunderboat Regatta Overview by Mike Follmer, 9/22/2007 
A Racer's Experience In The 2007 LB2CAT Race by Mark G, 8/22/2007 
My First LB2Cat Race by Robert Carreon, 8/14/2007
Confessions Of A Self-Proclaimed Jet-Ski "Geek" by Kim Bushong, 8/2/2007
Safety When Loading And Unloading PWC by John Belton, 7/27/2007
Billy Womack by Shawn Alladio

Dear Friends and Fellow Endurance Racers,

The press release above is listed on the core site for PWCoffshore racing. I'm going to give you a personal description and hope that you add your own stories and memories from the 'EMERALD CROWN' of offshore racing, the LB2CAT and your first honored member, Mr. Billy Womack!

The 2008 crew from PWCoffshore took center stage in support of the induction of Billy Womack as the first honored member to be recognized for his contributions to the Long Beach to Catalina and Back event. The precedent has been set in infamy, Billy Womack has set the standard, nobody will ever forget it. I remember Billy racing on a Waveblaster many years ago, he was the 'blaster master' and set a furious and fast pace, exactly what offshore racing needed.

Endurance racing always held an audience that wasn't quite mainstream, and those who are passionate about it have the blisters, the breaks and the broken boats to talk story about after each and every session, some things will never change, only increase with the HP race we are now enjoying....it is fitting to give way to the Pirates of the Open Seas...the OFFSHORE riders of today, a unique breed of PWC enthusiasts, unlike any other.

Billy seemed to be unassuming and quiet, until he hit the fast track to outer bounds, his tenacity flew away for the wins he garnered. As a champion he was focused and leveled the swells in front of him to push the time envelope, he proved himself repeatedly over years one the offshore circuit. The core group of dedicated racers held the offshore endurance racing within it's own boundaries. Few could appreciate the hard hits and stamina needed on the physical realm and not to discount the desire. Equipment was the compliment. To win you needed a harder charger PWC that could take the edge of no return. A real Mr. Nice Guy.

Out to sea to an offshore island and back home to the edge of a continent, landing near the historic Queen Mary, 'the majestic symbol of the seas of transit', wasn't just an act of faith, it takes grit, and as Billy said in his acceptance speech, 'rough water, can't see the island, just the way you like it, and tomorrow you will appreciate your rebate check!'. The earned hits your body feels from the torturous and enduring pace, trying to beat the best and keep up with the pack was what fueled Womack to stay the course. Checkered flags welcomed him, he was rarely denied.

It's not easy to say goodbye to a champion, everyone wants to know where Billy Womack is? He's now the #1 PWCOffshore Hall of Famer, keeping with his industrious past. He'll always be #1 for the LB2CAT, everyone else will be 2, 3, 4 and so on...A nice way to end a new beginning. Congratulations Mr. Womack.

Special kudos to Ross Wallach of RPM Racing Ent, his staff, the team and all who love endurance racing.

Shawn Alladio-A fan


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Fuel Prices Cramping Our Style!  5/20/2008
 
 
Fuel Prices are cramping our style!  Darn right we're horsepower hogs and we love it, the more the better - but its costing us.  Those of us who ride and ride hard offshore are getting hammered by these fuel prices, especially those of us who are riding the ULTRA.  Those who ride both days of the weekend or twice a week are finding themselves scaling back to one day a week.  
 
So unless you have more money than you know what to do with, you're feeling it also.  So lets do the math:  At 4.17 per gallon for premium fuel in California (5/2008), it costs about 85.00 to fill up the ULTRA, then 10.00 to get in the gate at the ramp.  Now we're at 95.00 just to show up.  So how much fuel did it take you to drive your truck to and from the ramp (for me its 40.00 w/a fifty-two mile commute each way).  Now we're at 135.00.    Now if you hold it open like the offshore guys tend to do for extended periods of time, you will go through that 85.00 worth of fuel in the ULTRA in about one hour and seven seven minutes.  For those of you that do the Long Beach to Catalina and back training ride and go there and back only, well your total cost for the day is 135.00.  If you want to extend your ride and decide you need to fuel at AVALON, the current cost per gallon is 5.40 per gallon, so do the math... four gallons is 22.00.  Lets just assume that you only go from LB2CAT and back only and your cost is 135.00 and you do that every weekend, you're looking at a cost of 535.00 per month or 6420.00 per year in fuel.  Ride twice a week and you're looking 12,840.00 per year in fuel (including your truck's fuel to and from the ramp).  Of course this assumes you're holding it open on every ride and this also assumes you're not topping off or adding fuel on the water - that's going to cost you significantly more .  
 
So what is the hard core offshore enthusiast to do?  Stay home?  Absolutely not.  There is not much you can do but suck it up and revaluate the number of ride you engage in.  Certainly you can go to ramps that are closer to your house (if that is an option).  Undoubtedly there will be many that fall by the wayside and no longer go out as frequently - and understandably so, heck those numbers are taking a toll on all us. Given the cost of PWC training on the water, we are all evaluating alternative sources or training as we prepare for races.  The best thing we've found continues to be mountain biking.  Although offshore PWC endurance riding is difficult to duplicate, mountain bike climbing (I say again climbing, that means hills) work similar muscle groups and there are correlations that can be capitalized on.  Also, just hit the gym and do your complete workout including the heavy cardio.  Break out the tennis balls and squeeze them repeatedly to get the burn.  Good luck and lets hope for lower fuel prices! 

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The Man In The Pits, By Mark G., 2/26/2008
 

“It is not the critic who counts, the credit belongs to the man in the arena, whose face is marred with sweat and blood, who knows only the sweet smell of victory and the agony of defeat……”  You all know that speech and I must acknowledge that I think of this quote as I reflect back on the many pit crews I saw busting their backsides in support their riders as they all pursued a win at the 2008 Mark Hahn 300 mile endurance race.  Let’s establish one thing right from the beginning; you don'tb  win long endurance races without a well organized, disciplined, focused and aggressive pit crew.  It’s that simple.     

It’s Tuesday evening February 26, 2008 and I’m on an airplane at 12 am en route to a business meeting.  After approximately 26 Iron Man laps, I’m starting to feel the body smart somewhat, but you have to love it and you have to love this sport.  Something tells me that since you’re reading this article, you love it also and I’m confident you understand.   The conditions on race day were mild and conducive to an Iron Man run.  Given that I raced solo, I didn’t have the opportunity to spend a great deal of time in the pit area.  My only exposure was during my actual pit stops.  That said, I feel compelled to share with you what I experienced.  As I continue to reflect back on my observations of the pit area, I find the activity I observed in the pits inspirational and yet an additional indication that our sport is packed with good men and women and multiple team players.  This sport is only getting bigger, it is only getting better and the character of the people involved in this great sport continues to excel.   

Lets go back a few days to that beautiful Saturday that Mark Hahn gave us to race:  My fuel warning is beeping as I am at full throttle on lap 10, I see the yellow buoy, hard right turn, make sure I don’t hit the score boat, full throttle around the red buoys for a hard left turn as I hear the pump on my ULTRA disengage for a quick moment resulting in the supercharger sounding its signature scream, through the black and whites, hand goes up and I bank hard to the right to enter the Pits.  Off in the distance I see our Crew Chief Aaron Cress scrambling to back our Quad and trailer rig into the water and Zack waving his hands to ensure I see him.  As I get close, I see multiple people converge on my trailer and Quad that is now in the water awaiting my bow to touch.  As I’m almost there, I see the intensity and readiness in their faces.  I think to myself, “outstanding, they all want to win just as much as I do.”  As soon as I’m within reach, the hooker quickly hooked my craft while the Marine Corps’ own Russell from the SoCal Watercraft Club quickly cranks the wench to get me partially lodged on the trailer and in the blink of an eye I was out of the water.  I notice the two 10 gallon quick fills staged perfectly approximately 15 feet from the water line.  Dan P (below on left with the hat on) from Iowa runs up to me and sticks a quart of Gatorade in my face, “you’re doing great man!” he said, and then he quickly scrambled off to help guide one of the jugs to the craft’s gas tank.  What he doesn’t realize is that he just motivated the heck out of me.  It wasn’t what he said, it wasn’t the Gatorade, it was that I could tell that he genuinely gave a sh--.  I look over my shoulder just as the first 10 gallons is pored and I see Carreon’s mammoth neighbor who is about 6 ft tall and 235 pounds of pure muscle, the kind of gentle giant that you usually see bouncing knuckleheads out of bars that have had too much to drink, I observe as he quickly picks up and launches the full 10 gallons of fuel like it is a Styrofoam cup and manhandle the thing like only someone with a 400 pound bench press could do.  Quick data point – you ever lift 10 gallons of fuel over your head?  It’s not lite.  In the hole it goes and down the fuel went.  Aaron Cress jumps into my craft to check the steering “it’s good, it will hold!” he says.  My craft looked like bees on honey, yet everything was being orchestrated and executed almost flawlessly.  I look at the crew beside me supporting another craft when their ATV gets stuck, in literally two seconds there were five or six people from different teams pushing the quad out of the rut.  Its teamwork, pure teamwork.  I see up and coming racer Brit Wildman’s mother Eve with a big smile on her face off to my right giving words of encouragement.  I look back at Aaron Cress and everyone working furiously on fueling my craft.  It is inspirational, I think to myself, I must win this race; I must not let these guys down.  If I win, they win, if I don’t win, they don’t win – failure is not an option.  And before I know it, I’m back in the water with Carreon’s neighbor man handling my 1000 pound, fully fueled ULTR250 to get it straight. “Clear” he yells, which is my command to start and throttle up, and away I went.  As I throttle off, I am reminded of these men’s teamwork, focus and dedication to getting me over the finish line.  As I get up to about 67 mph, I think about how I do not want to let them down, I want to make them proud of me and proud of themselves, proud of our team.  I want to win so that they win.  It is a team, even though only one person is on the craft, in actuality there are about three to five people on the craft propelling it to the finish line. 

So, for those of you in my Pits, and you know who you are – THANK YOU

A few best practices and lessons learned from the Pit Crew:

1.  If loose sand is in the pits that may cause your quad or rhino to get stuck, go to Home Depot and buy and bring about 50 x 7 foot of metal fence (Approximately $70.00).  Well done Dave Tew and Young from the Southern California Watercraft Club.  This idea was and is huge and by far the best pit lesson learned from the race..    

2.  If you ride an ULTRA250X and are using Hunsaker quick fill fuel jugs, suggest you remove the metal line from the gas cap.  Also get a small saw and cut the plastic piece off that lies on the inside of the gas tube that holds that metal gas line to the gas cap.  If not removed, it will make it difficult to insert the plastic fill tube from the Hunsaker gas can.

3.  Trailers:  A single small trailer is preferred over a light aluminum trailer with large beech tires.  The tires float as you know, the standard trailer is heavy enough not to float and is light enough that a large quad can still pull it.

4.  Bring an additional 20 gallons of fuel on top of what you think you’ll need – my ULTRA went through 108 gallons of fuel.

5.  Practice, practice, practice before the race, your pits must have a process and they must all know their roles prior to race day. 

6.  If you are an Iron Man racer, wear the water pack, I did and it was invaluable.  You will need fluid even on a mild day.                             

Hope to see all of you at the July 20, 2008 Long Beach To Catalina and Back race and at the 2009 Mark Hahn 300 Mile Endurance Race

Rest in peace Mr. Mark Hahn, your legacy lives on.           

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Subject: Trawlercat on 2008 Mark Hahn 300 mile race, By Ralph Perez

“Success is not by chance”. “Planning is an unnatural process; it is much more fun to do something”. I may be accused of using those two quotes around the office but for me they can easily sum up the Mark Hahn 300 mile endurance race held at Lake Havasu, AZ, on Saturday, February 23, 2008.

Permit me to explain myself. Success is not by chance – in endurance racing you are literally testing the durability of your machine against your competitors. Did you do all you could to try to break it; test it to its limit, before the race? After a 300 mile endurance race would you trust it to get you to Catalina Island and back? I feel confident that my SeaDoo GTX could. More on this shortly.

After the checkered flag did your ski do for you what you wanted it to do. My answer is now a resounding YES/NO. Yes, because it ran flawless. No, because now I want more speed. I could not say the same thing just a short two weeks prior to the Mark Hahn race; when I was only going fast enough to just barely pass up a Polaris. Not only was I going slow, I was also taking on water.

Sunday I made a no brainer decision to visit (225 mile) my new friend Steve Friebe who turned it all around for us in five short days. Unlike jet engine mechanics that have never seen the ****pit of an airplane Steve Friebe will fix your boat, then test ride it. Does your mechanic do that? If its good enough to end up with a “Famous Friebe” decal on the stern side; then you know its ready to race. Fifty percent (50%) of our first place Novice Open Class WIN goes to Steve Friebe.

Race partner Robert Carreon, you and I each get to split 30%. I admit now that I was in denial during some of those training rides when you told me she was not cutting it. Was he bad mouthing my GTX I thought? Sometimes the truth is a hard pill to swallow. Test it to the max during a training run or risk a break down during the race? How many training hours on and off the ski did you do?

Remember, endurance racing is not only about machine but also about man. When it came to training rides our friends at pwcoffshore or SoCal Watercraft club were always there for us. Thank you all. Besides friends make for more fun and friends with the same goal all encourage each other to learn from each other. How else could a novice like me have competed in the Mark Hahn. 

Pit crew you guys get the other 20% of the pie. And what a pit crew we had - three racers basically sharing and helping each other out in the true spirit of the Mark Hahn. Thank you Roberts next door neighbor, Aaron, Zack, Russell, his brother in law; Navy Dave, Eve; Dan P and David, Hooker and Sucker too.

First don’t get the wrong impression about this endurance race when I tell you that one of the top ten racers badly bruised his ribs and oh by the way; the race was scored a few laps shy of the thirty – 10 mile laps because mechanical problems on one ski caused he/she to plow into the scoring boat, literally knocking out the lead scorer. These two incidents and a few other minor ones should indicate to you that this after all was an endurance race and mechanical and fatigue problems will happen. Those top ten finishers certainly paid their dues in preparation, add to that a good fast boat, throw in a few good years of experience, an ace pit crew and we’re ready for next years race.

The first overall finisher Andy Wise/Bobby Hall; according to the Noble Racing website it says that Andy’s been involved in PWC racing for nearly twenty years. Now you tell me where else can a novice rider like myself, in any sport, compete with the pros. My new mechanic Steve Friebe whom I mentioned above says long races are his favorite because of all the additional requirements like perfect fuel stops, quick rider changes and good strategy. Steve Friebe won the 2006 Mark Hahn.

Days leading up to the Mark Hahn - Thursdays weather
, a warm 65 degrees with that that nice feeling you get when the sun strikes you just so and; also by the way, flat like lake conditions. Not really knowing my way around Lake Havasu I chose the Windsor launch ramp for my Thursday test ride. Having route planned the course on my GPS I was looking forward to riding the course. It did not take me long to figure out that two of the planned waypoints were on land. And so, I say again; planning is an unnatural process – it is much more fun to do something. So off into the lake I headed along with about 1,000 bass boats who would be trying to leaving the launch ramp about the same time as I.

Thank goodness for all the running and weight training I did because I had to park way up the hill in a sea of pick up trucks and bass boat trailers. And for what - a Fish! Don't bad mouth these guys they're probably thinking the same things about us. Friday’s weather took a wrong turn as we experienced rain most of the day with 10-20 mph winds thrown in to stir up that lake. Add to that the same 1,000 bass boats competing in their own tournament and things were looking like what we prepared for. PWCOFFSHORE.COM teams were forewarned that this was what it would be like. That’s why we rode in all kinds of offshore weather that mother nature threw at us.

Not knowing full well that the late Mark Hahn was a person who touched the lives of many people over the years and how much he loved the endurance racing sport there was no doubt to many others as to Saturdays weather. You guessed it. It was beautiful. For those of you that enjoy recreational riding on a flat lake this day was created for you.

“Planning is an unnatural process – it is much more fun to do something” In other words no one planned ahead for the soft sand the day of the race. The challenge was certainly there. Remember, we had to launch, retrieve and fuel our PWC’s in that soft sand. And they needed to be exactly ten feet away from the water; because the USCG says so. That’s what we were told. Creative solutions were quickly sought and some found.

Everything from plywood to carpet was laid down. Nothing worked quite as well as what our SoCal Watercraft Pit Crew Team put together. Enter HomeDepot and chain link fencing. Our pit crew laid out a chain link carpet all the way into the water. It was such a beautiful site worthy of a naval beach assault. Our PWC trailer could now be easily pulled in and out of the water. Other solutions for other teams proved more challenging. Like, hooking up a second quad or mule to the first and just going for it. Flying sand was everywhere and with people and machinery everywhere side by side it’s a wonder no one was injured or maimed. Ready set go for a LeMans type start. Only saw one person fall. Thanks partner, glad you went first.

Didn’t I tell you this was my first PWC race? So how does one compete in the World’s Longest Continuous PWC Race and WIN (in our class) – with just starting out in the sport less than one year ago. When I purchased my 2007 GTX LTD racing was the farthest thing on my mind. That is until I started running into guys I often referred to as “helmet dudes”. And they all seemed to belong to pwcoffshore.com

Thinking about purchasing a PWC or want people to ride with - join a great club and get involved. Like Watercraft Magazine says, if you can’t find a club – start one. Trust me, you build it and they will come. SoCal Watercraft Club is a club worth taking the time to know. All our members are not afraid to help or answer your questions. Commit to ride. I ended 2007 with 62 riding hours. 2008 started me out with the flu; but hey, we live in Southern California – and we ride all year round.

Also remember anyone can ride when the conditions are ideal. What we look for is something more. If you missed it this was the transition. Leaving the recreational riding and starting to wander into the offshore riding and racing. If you dare to visit PWCOFFSHORE.COM – don’t say I didn’t warn you. For all your offshore riding there is only one site worth visiting - pwcoffshore.com. Not only will you find an answer to your questions but, you may begin to push the threshold to areas where you never knew you could go. As I sit here writing I know full well that the moment I go to stand up my still yet aching body will give me that euphoric feeling of Saturday’s accomplishment.
Thank you all – it was all well worth it.

Editors Note -  Ralph refers to himeself as a "Novice" in his article.  Wat he doesn't yet realize is that he is no longer a novice, he is now a respected member of the PWC community.  Congratulaions Ralph, you deserved the win.  I am also honored to call Ralph my friend.     
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Trawlercat on PWC Lanyard Testing & Ocean Towing, a Riders Rough Day on the Water and lessons Learned, by Ralph Perez.  1/20/2008

If anyone finds a set of Dragon Goggles – coal colored with the dual layer face, micro fleece lining, anti-fog polyurethane frame lens please mail them to me at ….   Seriously they may have sunk by now or are still floating to Costa Rica. 

This morning’s ride consisted of two missions.  Mission #1 was an untimed lanyard testing mission; vicinity of 16.2 nautical miles from the turn around point of the LB2CAT waypoint.  Yes, I got launched for the first time in my short 68 hour PWC riding career.   Sure I could tell you I was a little tired from yesterdays Dana Point to Oceanside and back run.  Or maybe say my UMI steering system is still not yet totally centered so when I slammed sideways on that rogue wave it launched me from the point of no return.  You know with the water 59 degrees you would think that “cold” might be the first thing you think of when you land in that water. 

NO.  It’s more like (oh sh--, where’s my ski and I’m out here in the middle of the ocean).  And yes, I’m here to let you know that the lanyard testing mission was a 100% success.  My one for one launch this morning proved that a) the ski will stop; b) experienced riders do return when they observe a rider less ski even while riding WOT; c) swimming in boots is hard work; d) goggles will fly off so carry a spare.  Pay extra attention to B.  You should not be riding in tunnel vision.  You should be doing like a military sniper; scanning to your front (immediate danger area) and to your left and right looking for other boat traffic or that far off toque wave that got me. 

By now you may have gone back to the subject line to see if this article is really on towing or lanyard testing.  Like I said earlier the test was a complete success with just one launch – no need to recreate. 

One to Mission #2 - So off we went the five of us when 9.2 nautical miles from Avalon one of us was prepared to bring this valuable towing lesson to you so their engine suddenly died.   Now is not the time to find out you forgot to renew that towboat membership service.  So what do you do?  Hopefully, you have a tow rope and are not taking on water.  Remember that bilge pump we told you to install? 

You should have a VHF radio and the ability to use it.  Turn it on and wait your turn.  If you hear an emergency stay off the radio.  How to call on Channel 16.  Example:  (TowBoat, TowBoat, this is (your boats name or your name) hailing TowBoat.  Wait two minutes, if there is no response, try again.  Once they make contact they will likely ask you to go to Channel 78.  Know how to change channels on that radio as well.  Or, if you’re close - use that cell phone with the preprogrammed towboat service phone number. If you don’t have that towboat service and your buddies aren’t willing to tow you back in heavy seas then plan on paying that towboat about $150 per hour.  We learned today that longer is better when it comes to tow ropes.  Also, we safely towed a rider less ski at 25-30 mph without a problem.  A towing situation generally affects three other riders.  One to tow your boat.  One to give you a ride.  One to monitor the entire situation periodically checking in on the tow ski.  Having made that earlier call to Avalon the towboat company was ready to take that ski back to Long Beach - after we had lunch. 

This is where one picture is worth 1,000 words.  Seems the $150/hour labor charge is a good deterrent for jumping into cold water.  The pretty little gal with a new tattoo (ouch) that was not yet healed jumped into the 59 degree water before I could volunteer to take her place.  In the end it turned out to be yours truly to jump in that water to cut off the docking line firmly wrapped around her propeller.  And now I felt that cold water.  Even made up for it during mission #1 above.  Maybe its cause that helmet did a good job in keeping that part of the body warm, safe and secure.  You do wear a helmet, don’t you? 

By Ralph Perez, Los Angeles, Ca  AKA "Trawlercat"   

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So you're thinking about becoming an offshore racer?

 
So you're considering being a new offshore racer and may have doubts with regard to your riding ability and ability to compete?  If you're in good shape and have a few bucks in the bank, don't doubt yourself.  Here's the good news;  some of the best closed course racers in the world are out of their element in the open ocean and many times find themselves struggling to keep up (like many offshore guys struggling in the turns on the closed course, by the way).  That means that the playing field on the offshore scene is leveled in many ways. With the right offshore training and focus on riding in big waves, many of you can come out and do relatively well in your first undertaking of an offshore race.  The ocean with its currents, inherent danger and large waves do a nice job of weeding out the men from the boys (or the women from the girls if the shoe fits).  The offshore scene is so unique that the number of riders comfortable in this environment are limited and quite hard to find.  Lets face it, the, number of riders (like the riders from PWCOFFSHORE) that ride to Catalina Island and back every weekend are very, very limited and quite unique.  So what's that mean to the offshore rider?  It means that you can come out and compete in a race like the Long Beach to Catalina and Back Race with most of the riders in your first race.  Be smart, be ready and be confident...........  
 
Here's the next set of good news.  You can go out and buy a stock RXTX, RXPX, ULTRA250X, possibly the new Yamaha SHO and if you can hold it wide open for 90% of the time, you will place in a very respectable time.  Yes I know, I may be minimizing the stamina associated with accomplishing such a feat, but the days of having to dump 6000.00 into your craft in aftermarket parts just to do "ok" are over.  Much of it comes down to having the right stock craft such as the aforementioned craft and being in the right shape.  Yes, you may not win the overall with that stock craft but don't underestimate the quality of the gear the manufacturers are putting on the market in stock form.  Net net - got 11, 400.00 to slap down on a new 2008 craft or 10,000.00 on the 2007's?  Then you'll do OK (assuming you're in good shape).
 
So what else will you need to race?  A GPS (130.00 - 200.00). a set of race numbers (60.00), a wetsuit for 135.00, a helmet (200.00 minimum) and your safety gear. 
By Mark G.  11/22/2007
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LB2CAT…What an IRONMAN has to say, by Nick Stanoszek

For about five months I trained day in and day out for the Half-Ironman that was held in Oceanside.  This, however, was only prep work for the even harder, even longer race (Ironman) to be held in August in Louisville.  I trained for about 3-4 hours a day, for six days a week.

Come March 31, 2007, I raced in Oceanside.  No problem, the race went very well.  After, a good friend of mine, M. Gerner, asked if I would be interested in a LB2CAT trip with some of his buddies—knowing very well that I am an avid water sports fan and have been riding a PWC for several years.  “Sure” I said, no problem.  How hard could it be…I just did a Half-Ironman…at this point in my life, the hardest thing I have done—little did I know, I was in for a sweet treat.  So I accepted the challenge and the next day was off to Long Beach to start the much anticipated trip to Catalina.

The day of, we (Mark and myself) headed to Long Beach bright and early.  Sun was shining and weather reports called for a great day—with some waves on the water.  When Mark told me there were waves, I immediately thought back to the waves we had in the Gulf back in November for Watercraft World’s “Dream-Demo” and the waves that we have in my home lake, Lake Erie.  Obviously I was mistaken to compare either one to the Great Pacific Ocean.

I was riding a Kawasaki STX-15F, loaned from a fellow Ironman, Kim Bushong, who placed 8th in Ironman Kona in 1982.  The day started off great…I was riding right with the others—following 2 Kawi Ultra-250x, a Sea-Doo RXT, a couple Yamahas, and another 15F.  Little did I know, however, the waves would soon tear into me and break my down my body.  When we hit the open water, everyone took off...me, having never done this before, had trouble riding the waves.  It took about 45 minutes to get to Catalina.  Then we headed back…which took me a little longer, as I was very tired and sore.  Finally, though, I finished my first LB2CAT “race”.

I now realize that being in shape for one sport does not mean you can take on the world in another sport.  These guys really showed me up…this is the race they live for every year.  Come next year…having rode much more this season, I plan to give them a run for their money—I hope!  Yes, I have done an Ironman…but Ironman and Open Water Riding are on two totally different levels…both of which are very challenging.  Whoever said that the LB2CAT race is easy…well they have another thing coming when they decide to actually do it.  Thanks again to M. Gerner, Kim Bushong, Paul Pham, Lee Phan, John Belton, and whoever else contributed to my first, and not last, LB2CAT race. 

Editor's note:  Just in case you may have missed that, Nick ran a half Iron Man the day before he took on the LB2CAT ride!  No small feat! Also, Nick recently completed the Louisville Iron Man in an impressive time.  Congratulations Nick!     

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San Diego Thunderboat Regatta, PWC Race - September of 2007, by Mike Follmer

 

On a sunny, clear 80 degree weekend at the famed San Diego Thunderboat Regatta, aptly named "Bayfair" in front a crowd of rabid race fans estimated to be approx. 168,500 (over the 3 days)  there to watch the spectacle of the various forms of boat racing including the worlds fastest boats, the Unlimited Hydroplanes to Drag Boats, Offshore, flatbottom circle boats, nimble Tunnel Boats to the PWC endurance sprint racers . Sea Doo, Kawasaki, Yamaha, Hydrospace were all well represented by some of the best endurance racers in the county.  These racers gathered to compete in this the biggest event of the year. This years PWC Endurance Sprint Racing started off with a the first of four, ten lap sprint races on an eight-turn, 1.5 mile course in front of the huge crowd.  The "dead engine" true Le Mans style start made it an all out run for the first turn the field of super charged 4 stroke, standup and the lone 2 strokeYamaha GP 1300 R of Mike Follmer of Factory Yamaha R & D.   With the drop of the flag, the boats took off with the lead going to former World Champion and LakeHavasu City resident ChrisFischetti  on his Sea Doo taking the lead.  Glendale, Az native Steve West, also on his Sea Doo starting in second followed by Mike Follmer Factory Yamaha R & D going at it for 10 high speed laps of the weekends closest racing.   Veteran Firefighter (fresh off the line) and La Mesa CA resident Dave Hardenburger piloting the Hydrospace Stand Up entry grabbing he holeshot and giving a great show against the runabouts. Dave Hardenburger may have taken the holeshot but it was short lived. After rounding the second turn it was all Sea Doo's and the Yamaha.   Fresno, CA Cheng Leu and Tom Clarke of Huntington Beach and rookie Robert Carreon diced it out with Vinnie Ferrara of Phoenix, AZ.  rounding out the first heat. The second resulted in Vinnie Ferrera taking first with second place going to 2 stroke Factory Yamaha Mike Follmer and third to Steve West.  Sunday saw the two heat winner going to Steve West and second Place to Mike Follmer with third place going to Chang Leu then  Dave Hardenburger and Matt Owens on the Stand Ups .  The crowd was thrilled with the action on the water and the exposure that the PWC racers received to again be a part of such a prestigious event.  This  made the experience for all those in attendance worthwhile!  Congratulations to the winners!
 
The Overall Standings for the weekend:
1st Place Overall and Pro/Am 4 Stroke Champion - Steve West,# 2, AZ On-Site, Metro Motorsports RPM Racing Glendale,AZ 
2nd Place Overall and Pro/Am 2 Stroke Champion - Mike Follmer, #1,Yamaha Motor Corp.USA, R & D, MOTUL, OAKLEY, NGK, RIVA Fountain Valley, CA
3rd Place Overall  and 2nd Place Pro/Am- Cheng Leu #411, Clawson Motorsports, Riva Racing, Fresno, CA
3rd Place Pro/Am 4 Stroke-Chris Fischetti #300, Walt's Motorsports, R & D, Lake Havasu City, AZ
4rth Place Pro/Am 4 Stroke- Vinnie Ferrara #10, JSU Racing, JP Designs, LGI, Sin Gear Clothing, Sun City, AZ
1st Place Vet/Master Open- Tom Clarke, #371Wolverine Brass, Huntington Beach, CA
1st Place Novice Open- Robert Carreon #338 La Mirada, CA
1st Place Stand Up- Dave "Looter" Hardenburger, Looter Productions, La Mesa Firemen's Association, La Mesa, CA
2nd Place Stand Up- Matt Owens, Looter Productions, La Mesa, CA

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A Racer's Experience in the 2007 LB2CAT, by Mark G.
 
Ya gotta love the Long Beach to Catalina and back Race!  Few events can inspire our PWC brothers to train for months and spend thousands of dollars to get our gear up to speed in pursuit of placement or a win.  Having been one of those people, I feel compelled to share my observations and a few learning experiences about this year's race. 
 
Like so many of you, I look forward to the LB2CAT race year around and start the training process in February of every year.  As my primary mode of riding over the past ten years has been offshore and my favorite race is LB2CAT, the craft I purchase are purchased based on the model I feel is best suited to do well in the LB2CAT race.  So I'm sure you can imagine that in the old school days I rode my Yamaha1200XLT, then transitioned to the RXT, then purchased the ULTRA250X.  And man I wish one of those purchases and all of that training has resulted in a win - but not yet!   
 
Training for the race:  Lots of mountain biking and regular Sunday rides to Avalon and back out of Long Beach (resulting in consumption of large quantities of Tylenol).  A number of questions from the wife when she saw me limping around after a Sunday ride, "why do you do that to your body?" she asks.  "A lot of fun honey" is my usual response.  Her reaction is the usual puzzled look and subsequent shrugging of the shoulders.  As most of you know, training for offshore endurance riding is difficult to duplicate so riding and riding hard offshore is critical.  Since I purchased the ULTRA in February of 2007, training also included familiarizing myself with the ULTRA in big ocean conditions; its fuel consumption, capabilities in the rough, steering, sponsons, everything.  I was not disappointed by the way, but that's another story.  I dropped weight from 200 pounds down to 190 - some things are pretty straight forward, less weight results in more speed.  This is one of the few sports that I wish I was a heck of a lot smaller, my 6 ft 2 inch frame and 200 pounds is not good for this sport.... oh how I wish I was 5-7 and 145 pounds on  LB2CAT race day!   
 
The night before Race Day:  I was able get only a little bit of sleep the night before the race.  To be candid, my mind flipped through the many variables that could impact performance on the following morning such as - should I be running that intake grate that Aaron (our mechanic and good friend) and I installed earlier in the week, will it be rough or smooth (man I was hoping it was going to be rough as I had prepped the boat accordingly), is my oil level where it needs to be (the ULTRA is difficult to get the oil level at a level that achieves optimum performance), do I have my level so I can get an accurate oil level reading in the morning, will the block offs that I had just installed impact performance, did I input the correct lat and long into my redundant GPS (I would end up needing that), what position on the line should I position for - far right, yea far right, did I take enough creatine, did I tighten the oil filter tight enough on the oil change I just did, do I have more 10/40 Amsoil, the G-Force boats sounded dramatically different than mine, what had they done to their craft (?) and are they running a grate (?), did I pack by redundant GPS, and the list goes on and on.  Maybe its the Marine Corps thing of being overly focused on every finite detail, who knows. That said, I'm confident many of your minds go through the same rather obsessive checklist the night before.  Note:  I spoke with one racer the morning before the race, he laughed about having no sleep.  Aaa, alas, I'm not alone... 
 
Race Day:  I picked up my friend Steve at about 5:50 am.  Steve is an accomplished body builder, mountain bike race friend and not to mention an MBA/Lawyer who was assisting in filming the race. The guy loves competition, any competition so he was thrilled to be part of the race.  Aaron Cress was right behind him at 6 am ready to rock and roll in pursuit of keeping my craft tuned in pursuit of a placement.  Aaron's passion for this sport is all encompassing and pervasive.  En route to Long Beach, Steve's competitive nature kicked in and he proceeded to pepper us with questions about how to win, tactics, the readiness of the craft, the training, navigation, what we anticipated in terms of a winner etc.  Regarding the favored winner, I stated that it "all depended on conditions, if it was rough, Kim Bushong will take it" I said.  Kim was spanking all of us on rough days and his ULTRA was about 1.5 mph faster than mine due to a better ride plate, and I assume the 45 pounds less body weight (I weigh more), "or maybe John Belton if its rough" I said.  "Pat Roque, Nick Vanis, Paul Pham, Lee Phan, John Belton, Anick, it all depends on the conditions but if its smooth one of the SeaDoos is going to take it, if its a rough day - the ULTRA will take it" I said.  I had seen Paul Pham's craft in action, fast, very fast and it had Friebe's magic touch.  I had also heard rumor that Nick Vanis' boat was hauling a-- and knew Lee Phan had something going on with his RXT giving him speed but I had no details.  On that note and still driving North on the 405, I turned on the weather forecast on my marine radio, it was stating wind waves were at two feet, "nice" I said, "not completely flat, that gives the ULTRA somewhat of a an advantage" I said.  I started to revaluate the intake Grate....  two foot wind waves are still pretty small.  As we passed over the bridge in Long Beach en route to the launch ramp we all looked left over the Long Beach Harbor with great anticipation for our first look at actual sea state.  "GLASS!!?" Oh Sh--!  I said, we all let out a few explicative's and thought, not our day.  At the risk of sounding negative, Aaron and I quickly realized that the wind had better kick up and produce some waves as the ULTRA in its current rig would not get us to the podium on a flat day - we need rough water and we needed it badly.  We just didn't have the speed to hang with the tweaked out RXT's, no way.  As we put the boat in the water I hoped for five footers outside the break wall.  Then while on the ramp, I heard one of the G-Force ULTRA25O's again and thought "damn, what in the heck do they have in those things."  For those of you that were there, you will recall the sweet F-18 like sound of those craft; Nice, very nice (Hey Michael, care to elaborate? Any feedback is appreciated! ;-]   Michael's ULTRA was one of the few ULTRA's getting to 70 mph on that day)   
 
The Race:  Where is our helicopter?  Our helo did not show, starting to stress and then off in the distance with literally 40 seconds to spare, they showed up with our camera man hanging out the side.  "Nice" I thought and then the flag was out and away we went.  Sure enough, Glass all the way to Queen's Gate so I tucked and kept it pegged with a line close to the starboard side exit.  Full to the rim of fuel, the craft felt slow.  I recall watching the heavily modified SeaDoos start to pull away already!  Through the break wall and yes! Finally some waves, a little air and I hear the supercharger scream as I get air and the pump came unhooked and then back in and engaged, back and forth as the supercharger made its whipping, screaming sound that all ULTRA owners know so well.  "Waves, nice" I thought, but only for five minutes and then back to glass.  Not good. I need the rough.  I see the helicopter that is tracking the leader start to slowly pull away.  I decided to take it wide right and so does a blue / gray Ultra, who is that?  Is that Belton?  Sure enough there's John about 60 yards away.  John and I stayed together (not by design) the entire race.  We both had ULTRAs, his newer than mine and they were obviously performing at the same level.  Tuck?  Yes, it was so smooth that for the first time in as far back as I can remember that I felt inclined to tuck and become aerodynamic.  As many of you know, you almost always stand to accommodate the pounding of the channels usual sea sate. Conditions that enable you to sit and tuck on a LB2CAT run are highly, highly uncharacteristic.  I look down, 7790 RPM's - nice, good to go I think, "can't this thing go any faster"  I start to revaluate the intake grate........ I literally never lay off the throttle, pegged the entire way.  Turn-boat comes and goes, a few large wakes to negotiate outside of Avalon as I start my way back but nothing serious.  My fuel alarm goes off at about the half way across on the return leg, OK, I have approx. 7.5 gallons left - cool.  After a while at full throttle I see the two small buildings appear on the horizon I have seen so many times while looking for terrain on the horizon, then the Spruce Goose dome way off in the distance.  Then a massive, unexpected wake from the Catalina Cruiser launches me (thank the good man for lifter wedges!).  I feel something hit my shoulder as I go airborne, I let off the throttle and then I get that sensation that so many of you have felt before when you get way too much air, aaiiiirrrboorrneee.... whhheennnn aaammm I goooiiinngg toooo comme back dooowwwn and make cooontact with the waatteeeerrr... ssssssloooowww moooooootion, stomach gets the weird feeling, bow starts to rise a little uncontrollably, aft end drifts, and then finally after what seems like an eternity, SLAM!!!!!! w/the hull coming back in contact with the water with my face and shoulders simultaneously slamming into the handlebars.  Turns out to be my $200.00 GPS hitting me on the shoulder as it came undone and flew off my craft due to the impact of me being hammered by the 8 to 10 foot wake from the Catalina Cruiser.  Yea!!! That's what I'm talking about!!!  Now that's offshore riding!!!  Apparently this was the same set of waves that knocked Lee Phan's rocket RXT out of the lead.  After encountering that same group of wakes, I understand.  The waves produced by the Cat Cruiser were massive and at about 60 mph, resulted in big, rather uncontrollable air.  Back through the gate and across the finish line, I remember thinking "man, that was way too easy" (flat conditions).  Belton is at 58 minutes and I'm at 58.01.   One second so you can imagine how close we stayed together.  "Who won" I yelled over to Steve Friebe - "Nick Vanis" he yelled back.  I made my way over to Belton and gave him a high five, "great race John" I yelled over.  
 
I was not surprised Nick won.  Nick wrenched an incredibly fast craft for those conditions.  His craft was hitting close to 80 mph, no embellishment there guys, it was truly impressive!  Hats off to Nick Vanis, John Anick and their crew for making it happen.  Trust me when I tell you he was hauling a--.  Nick was due for that win and we're all happy for him - he earned it and the best man won on that day!                     
 
I say again, ya gotta love this race.  I hope to see you, yea YOU out there racing next year.  You will not be disappointed, it is a great time.  By the way, you have 11 months to train for the next LB2CAT, get moving!  Enjoy and be safe. Mark is the founder and writer for PWCOFFSHORE.com     

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My First LB2Cat Race. By Robert Carreon (Amateur Class II National Champion)

After a let down three months before the 2007 Mark Hahn race, I vowed to do the LB2Cat race. It was mid April when I decided for sure that I was going to commit to this race. I knew once I committed, I would need to bust my butt training, and riding.  I started riding weekly with Tom Clark, and Andy Horning. We made a trip to the Island, as well as ripped up and down Long Beach, to Huntington Pier, or Long Beach to Redondo.  When we rode, we all pushed each other, as none of us wanted to be behind the other.  We did this weekly with only missing a few weekends 3 months leading up to the race. 

In addition to riding, I was hitting the gym 3 times a week, just doing cardio (running & Versa Climber), and weight training. I did some general weight training, hitting the different muscle groups.  My focus was on my hand strength, as that’s what tends go get tired while I am riding. Reverse grip curls, and dead lifts then shoulder shrugs helped my grip a lot.  I also wanted to be able to ride for 80 minutes, as that is what my pre-set goal was.  With that in mind, I knew cardio would be very important. I knew if my legs got tired, I can always sit down, but if my arms, and hands got tired, I’d be hosed!  I continued to train, and push my body, while getting in much better shape, physically, and mentally.  I knew mentally I would also need to prepare myself, so I stared to tell myself to stay focused, and when all the big guns disappear in front of me, not to stress out, just to stay focused, and stay on track. 

That brings me to another important aspect of the race, staying on track. I had my GPS guru helping me for a few weeks leading up to the race (Thanks Young). He would give me a lot of tips, and things to practice. I would take his advice, and practice my navigation skills, weather it was around my neighborhood on my mountain bike, or while driving in the car, and of course, when I was on the water.

The race was closing in real fast; I only had about 3 weeks left, when I FINALLY got the opportunity to ride with “The Catalina Crew.”  I had heard of these guys a year ago, but never saw them on the water as I normally ride on Saturdays! I hooked up with Mark, Pat, Johnny, and the rest of the crew.  Super cool guys, they could leave me WAY in the back but allowed me to stay with them. Riding with them pushed me more than I thought and also reminded me of the importance of staying on track when riding; riding fast, but not reckless to endanger myself, or others.  Just trying to stay up with them pushed me to ride harder, and tested my riding skills, and stamina!  I ended up going riding with them one more time, and again, pushed myself during the CHOPPY conditions.  The week leading up to the race, I started to ease back on my training, as I didn’t want to injure myself, but I kept running, and doing the versa climber, and light weight training.  The week of the race, I went thru my list of equipment needed, and picked up anything I didn’t have. I also went over my ski, checked everything, tightened stuff, and made sure everything was in order.

Mentally and physically I felt I was ready.  The day before the race, I set everything out, and in a BIG plastic box so come race day, I could wake up and go.  I changed batteries on the GPS, I double and tripled checked my GPS and I had my brother verify I had the correct Coordinates.

RACE DAY: Knowing it would be a long day, I slept early the day before, and woke up quite early, but I had everything in the truck already, and just needed to grab my Monster, and burrito the wife made me!  We arrived at the launch ramp, where a few fellow So. Cal Watercraft members were there Young, and Pirate33.  They helped tow John Smith, Brittney, and myself out to the starting line. My fellow Club members came through for us. Thanks guys!

So, now, it was race time.  Well, the start was kind of Surreal for me, as I clearly remember everything!  I see the green flag rise, and GUN IT! Yep, the race was on.  I had already laid out my game plan, and what line I had wanted to take.  I hit my line, and kept on it. I looked at my GPS while I was still in the break wall, and noticed it was on the wrong screen! Big no no to say the least.  While riding WOT, I attempted to change the screen, but with gloves, water in my face, and constant bouncing, I realized I wasn’t going to be able to do it until later. Later ended up turning into never! I left the screen as is, and followed the helicopter! I was maybe half way to Catalina, when the chopper started getting smaller, and smaller, and no longer visible.  Now I had two guys within 100 yards of me, so I just continued WOT behind them.  I kept thinking to myself, “man, your in last place”, but I couldn’t go any faster, I was WOT already. I finally saw the race leader on his way back, then another, then another, then a large group. I wondered where the rest of the racers were, then, I see the turn boat. I realized, hey, I wasn’t in last place. I hit the turn boat and started back to LBC.  I then noticed a large group, and one which had a familiar # on the hull, 301. Andy Horning, a fellow racer in my class. He was on my tail! I realized that, and kept on WOT, thinking he could beat me if I got tired. The two guys in front of me kept on as well, and we were moving at a good speed. 3.5 miles from the turn boat, I got an un-easy feeling. I felt as if I was off course. I looked back, and saw #301 south of me, maybe a mile or so. Then I see the white condos over my right shoulder, maybe a half mile south of me. I then knew I was off course! I started to veer back on course, eyeing #301 the entire time. He made up more time on me, as I ventured about 2 miles off course. I then had to rely on my GPS which was on the wrong screen; all I could see is a straight line on the screen, and a small arrow. For now, that had to be good enough, as I kept the arrow as close to the line as possible, at times wondering if I should stop and fix, but realized that it was too close of a race to stop. With about 9 miles from the finish line, my fuel buzzer went off; I ignored it, and didn’t let off the throttle. I had already known from previous rides I could make it there and back without running out of gas, so I kept on WOT. And #301 kept on too, he never faded, I was not able to pull away. I started seeing more boats as I approached LBC, and FINALLY saw the spruce goose dome my good buddy told me to keep an eye out for. Once I saw the dome directly in front of me, the GPS never was looked at again. I approached angels gate and told myself 2 minutes dude, don’t let up! As I approached the finish line, I felt relief, and excitement that I had finished the race.  At that time, I had no clue what place I had finished, I knew quite a bit of people finished in front of me, but unsure if anyone in my class was part of that group. At the award ceremony I then found out that indeed, I was the first guy in my class to cross the line, and my buddy Andy who was on my tail placed second. In all, it was an exciting race, with exceptionally flat conditions.

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Confessions Of A Self-Proclaimed Jet-Ski "Geek"by Kim Bushong

 8/2/2007

I’m not a Geek; at least I used to not be a Geek.  Hey, up until about 1997 I used to even be kind of cool.  In 1997 I bought my first Jet Ski, a new 1996 Tigershark three-seater.  I know what you’re thinking, this guy calls a runabout a Jet Ski and he bought a Tigershark, he is a Geek!  Oh but do not judge yet, I have much more incriminating evidence. 

I rode the snot out of that willfully disobedient beast, that flat bottomed piece of work beat the heck out of me and itself.  While skipping sideways across wave-tops in the open ocean, I used to marvel at the abilities of other riders to master the waves.  Years later, I found out those same riders wondered how that geek on the Tigershark could even stay on that thing while skipping sideways across the swells.

My next Ski (get used to it, that’s what I call them) was a 1997 Sea Doo SPX, one of the greatest hulls ever.  That Ski started my downhill slide to Geek-dom.  I went from liking the sport, to being in love with the sport, from there, I became obsessed.

I’ve tried to explain to my wife that men are pre-disposed to taking a hobby to excess such as Golf, or watching football, or drinking beer.  I tried to reason with my Jet-ski widow that I don’t smoke, drink, do drugs, watch football to excess or even golf.  But the fact is I am an addict.  I’m addicted to the beauty and serenity of the open ocean, the endless horizon, the Southern California coastline, the sheer freedom.  You can’t beat a crystal clear, eighty degree New Year’s Day.  I also find that riding hard at full throttle, unencumbered by traffic, red lights, or any of the fifteen million people that live and work within ten miles of my spot on the ocean is stress relieving.  The faster I go, the harder and more violent I bounce, the more sore I get, the more satisfaction I feel.  If walking up the dock after a hard ride does not cause my legs to crumble from under me then I’ve not had a good ride.  I tend to go through Jet Skis like a pair of my running shoes.  I’m on my fifth and sixth in as many years. This brings us to why I’m a Geek.

Meet me and you might think that I’m a normal person.  Get to know me you’ll think “GEEK”.  Nobody knows this better than those in the watercraft industry.  I pity the service manager who has in his custody one of my machines.  The first week that my Ski is in the shop I’m almost a normal customer, I might call a time or two.

Week two: I’m calling offering theories on what is the matter with my boat.

Week two and a half: After hours of phone calls and research I’m sure what’s wrong and I call again and again.

Week three: Begging

Week four: Pleading

Week five: Crying. Yes, I’m a sissy Geek.

Week six: begging, pleading, and crying.

A grown man reduced to a needy quivering mass over his lost toy…GEEK…or am I?

A service manager once insulted me tremendously by comparing me with the infamous Marque De Sade.  But knowing the story of the Marque, I realized that this service manager got it, he understood me, and this was actually a great compliment. The Marque De Sade lived in France several hundred years ago.  He wrote about and practiced all types of sick twisted sexual escapades.  Thrown in prison, forbidden to write, he was denied a quill and paper.  This man was so passionate about writing that he wrote over every square inch of his cell in his own blood.  This service manager got how important this sport is, like the air I breathe, to me.  He still didn’t  repair my Ski any faster, but he was a little slower to cuss me out.

In the past I’ve fallen hard for various sports and hobbies.  I’m a former world police and fire games triathlon champion as well as Ironman triathlon top ten finisher.  I’ve mountain and road bike raced, swam competitively and competed in running races.  I’ve burned out on every one of these, some more rapidly then others but all within a few years….except Jet Skiing, I can’t get enough.  What is it about this sport that makes me more passionate than the other sports that I did so well in?

I’ve thought hard about this and need to articulate it, not only to myself but to my family and friends and everyone else who thinks I’m completely insane.  I love Jet skiing for the beauty and escape it provides, which I previously mentioned, but there’s more to it.  This sport for me is like a woman playing hard to get.  I get a taste, then it’s snatched away, increasing my desire to ride.  I never get enough, between breakdowns, my wife and one year old daughter, (who rides but flops around a lot) family obligations, work, or just having no one to ride with.  I ride alone a lot, if I told those stories you would think I’m stupid as well as an insane geek.  Anyway I’m just coming off one of those dark times in my life. No, I’m not talking about divorce, death or even illness, I’m talking about my personal dark time.  You know, one ski is in the shop, for the fourth time for pretty much the same thing, and they are keeping it extra long, just to kill me while my other ski sits on the trailer useless because the bottom fell off of it. During this long six week period right in the middle of summer I have to think, dream and fantasize about my lost love.  Finally, on the verge of insanity, we’re finally reunited, I think I made the whole shop staff ill, but who cares, it was our special time.  My love for this sport grew ever stronger, they say absence makes the heart grow fonder. That particular shop staff did not get it, they just thought “Why’s that Geek hugging and kissing his Jet Ski?”

I thought to myself, how can I shed this crushing burden, when in public people are beginning to notice, and they’re not even Jet Skiers.  Is there some aura or neon light shining over my head broadcasting, “here is a no life, one dimensional, selfish, Jet Ski loving Geek.”  I decided I needed an image makeover, who are the coolest dudes in the whole sport?  Racers,  yeah that’s right, I’ll try to race.  So thinking swiftly, I entered the first motorized sporting event of my life.  Staying true to the super intelligent decision making process that has brought me so far in this sport, I entered the Long Beach to Catalina and back grand prix.  Great beginner race, the parking lot was intimidating enough filled with boats that looked like they could suck me down a carb and spit me out the pipe without a knock.  Not being a large man, I stayed well clear of those boats as I made my way over to the pre-race riders meeting.  Trying to put on a brave face, I stood  tall and listened to the instructions.  Damn, my eyes wondered and I saw three time defending champion Billy Womack.  Crap, what was that they just said about the turnaround?  Motzouris, what is he doing here?  What? What about a series of buoys before the finish?  Macclugage?  That can’t be him, but it looks like that guy in the magazine, Uh oh, I guess I don’t need that trip to the bathroom anymore.  Wetting myself I can live with, the laughing and pointing by my fellow competitors, with the exception of the focused three I just mentioned, I can live with.  Taking a golden opportunity and squandering it is a tough pill to swallow.  All kidding aside, I really had no pressure on me, I rode a stock Kawasaki STX DI and did not have to worry about anyone except for the first two seconds it took for the back of their Skis to disappear into the distance.  I had hoped for rough conditions so that my power disadvantage would be minimized and rough they were.  What I had not planned on was the quality of the field.  It did not really matter what I was riding, or from what planet it came from, I was going to get my butt seriously kicked.  One advantage I did have was not having to fuel, though some fueled pretty fast with their high tech, nuclear powered fueling system, or what ever high tech name they call it.  To my shock I crossed the finish in fourth overall.  Notice I said I crossed the line and not finished in fourth. Yes, Geek boy did it again, thirty miles of open ocean each way with just a turn around boat, and I managed to hit that boat earning a three minute penalty and dropping me to seventh overall.  In my over-enthusiastic zeal at the turn around one guy pointed left, one pointed right, I took the middle, BOOM - GEEK.  IJSBA stock class off-shore national champion, Geek…

On one of my first rides ever I was on the launch ramp, massively pumped and excited about my impending ride.  My wife noticing my rather extreme state of arousal said loudly,  “calm down you’re shaking!”  Every person on that launch ramp heard and knew I was a Geek.  The launch ramp, where people make fools of themselves all day, I felt like the biggest fool of them all. 

Now days on the launch ramp I still shake, and if that’s being a Geek, I don’t want to ever change!  Kim Bushong is a six time National Chamption, and one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet (Picture of Kim below)



Safety when Loading and Unloading PWC, By John Belton 7/27/2007
Contrary to popular belief good seamanship does not begin once you are out on the water riding your pwc. Actually, it begins on the loading ramp the moment your craft touches the water. We have all seen articles how to properly load and unload pwc, but I haven't seen many (or any) articles on what to watch for once your pwc is in the water and you are standing right next to it or sitting on it. This article attempts to address these points. . . There are some old sayings on the sea that also apply to pwc; "if you think it is time to do something, it already was" and "always keep on eye on where the weather and waves are coming from". When you are on the loading ramp, it is important to notice other pwc around you and what kind of wakes and waves are headed your way. Are other pwc around you secure? Are other pwc approaching the ramp at an unsafe speed? Are you standing between two pwc's while waiting at the ramp? When wakes and waves come across pwc that are not securely held or idly floating at the ramp, they become movable objects that can injure people. Some of the pwc today are approaching 1,000 lbs . . . some have exceeded that number already. You don't want to have one of these crafts bump into; it can hurt. And as for the owners of pwc, it is your responsibility to make sure your craft is secure and not a floating hazard in the general ramp area. If you are holding a pwc at the ramp, or two of them, or even three, your ability to get out of the way of danger is compromised by the fact that you are holding pwc's (you are probably waiting for the trailer to take them out of the water or the trailer has just put them in and you are waiting for the other skippers). Always keep an eye on approaching waves and wakes that can cause pwc's to abruptly move into you. Think of the surfers in the ocean; what are they watching? what are they looking for? If you answered "the waves" that is correct! In closing, it is a good idea not to hang around the loading ramp area any longer than you have to.


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